Is there something in your eye?

Concierge: Ok, the price with tax for the luau will be $104

Guest: Ok but can you do better than that?

Concierge: What do you mean? For the price? It is whatever the listed price is, and that is the cheapest luau…

Guest: OK, but WHAT can you DO for ME? (wink)

Concierge: Sir that is the best I can do for anyone. (no wink)


Guest: So… where are all the volcanoes?

Concierge: The volcano is on the Big Island

Guest: Oh there’s not like, volcanoes everywhere?

Concierge: No, there is not. Sorry…

Guest: Ok so how do we get a shuttle to the volcano then?

Concierge: Well first you would need to fly to the big island…

Guest: WAIT, so there are no shuttles?

Concierge: No I’m sorry you would need to fly there.

Guest: UGH.

Morbid Curiosity

Guest: Why can’t I go into the Arizona?

Concierge: Because it’s a sunken ship, you may only look down into a portion of it from the memorial.

Guest: Why?

Concierge: Well, it’s essentially a resting place for those that didn’t survive the attack. They weren’t able to remove the bodies from the ship, so no tours will take you down into the ship or around it.

Guest: Not even a submarine ride like this? (Holds up Atlantis pamphlet)

Concierge: No, I’m sorry, I don’t believe people want to see what’s inside

Guest: Well they should!

Wish we were paid like Google!

Guest: So what is your job exactly?

Concierge: I am a concierge for the hotel

Guest: Yeah I see that but what do you DO exactly?

Concierge: I help guests with questions, I make reservations, book activities, provide maps and directions, local history, general questions…

Guest: So you’re a google.

Concierge: …..